Beloved readers, after my 5 seconds of glory on AfterEllen.com last week, I’m back to do what I do best: sitting in front of a computer.
As you may know, all the western lesbian world is taking about Orange is the New Black Season 3, and even though I would like to believe I’m a unique gay unicorn flying around and shitting rainbows in every conservative family’s backyard, I can’t avoid this topic. To be fair, Ruby Rose is in it and I happen to have a celeb crush on her since I was 17.
Just as many people with very low hopes of finding a significant other outdoors, I dedicated my last weekend to binge watching the new season of OITNB and I felt like making a special post about it. So, I drew myself in between Alex and Stella:
As lame as Alex thinks this is, it’s the closest that I’ll get to the ladies of Litchfield. Thank God I have imagination, otherwise I would have to face reality.
In addition to this, I have spent the last 3 days working at night to make the only Illustrated Recap of Orange is the New Black Season 3 on the Internet! The idea is: one illustration per episode, from episode 1 to 6 .
The second part is coming this weekend, and yes, I have become a slave of my self published blog . UPDATE: The second part is here!
Get ready bitches, my longest post ever is about to start!
Episode 1: Mother’s Day
Episode 2: Bed Bugs and Beyond
Episode 3: Empathy Is a Boner Killer
Episode 4: Finger in the Dyke
Episode 5: Fake It Till You Fake It Some More
Episode 6: Ching Chong Chang
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