Just as Coldplay’s song says: “look at the lesbian stars and how they would become a satellite for you, and the things that you do and it was all yellow”. Clever? Well the guy married Gwyneth Paltrow and now he is dating the most gorgeous woman the planet (when she is brunette): Jennifer Lawrence. So some girls must think at least he is clever, I don’t think he pick ups because of his look.
Back to the topic, did you know that people will rush to date you if you can help them achieve their dreams, calm their fears, confirm their suspicions, and help them cast stones at their enemies?But will they do that for you? Or maybe the only thing you were meant to be was a satellite orbiting around their planet.
Well, if that’s the case I refuse to take it, I’d rather never settle and sail the sea to find a lover in every port. I’ll be a lesbian pirate, a badass wooden leg and an eye patch to make it match, and steal the heart away of the ladies not be being nice satellite, but the lesbian star who is too busy shinning on her own. After all, shiness attracts people.
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